Jokes

1.Ghooorbaghehe mire X Party, mitterekooone...keral mire!

2.torke savare havapeimaye englisi mishe ,mehmondare besh mige TAKE BEER torke boland dad mizane allaaaaaaaaaaaho akkkkkkkkkkkkbaaaaaaar

3.torke ba khoda ghar mikone miad namaz bekhone mige 4 rakat namaze zor mikhonam be hichkiam hich rabti nadareeeeeeeeeee

4. torke mire make kalash too hajarolasvad gir mikone mige khodaya goh khordam joone madaret mano nakhor

5. torke 4shanbe soori ba vajebi narenjak misaze migan chera ba vajebi sakhti mige mikham vaghty terekid melat hame pashmashoon berize !

6.ye torke zang mizane be mobile dostesh . bad on khanome mige moshtarake morede nazar dar dastras nemibashad torke mige bikhial khodet chetory

7.torkaro boos mikonan jav migiratesh hamele mishe

8.khoroose sarma khorde bood.azash miporsan chi shod sarma khordi...mige az ye morghe yakhzade lab gereftam !

9.be torke migan ba matiz jomle besaz mige: matiz your name?

10.torke mikhaste ye kebrit sukhtaro roshan kone har chi mizade kebrite madar morde roshan nemishode refighesh behesh mige baba khob shayad kebritesh kharabe torke mige nababa hamin 5 deghe pish roshan shod

11. ghazvinie paarty migire mard o pesar ghaati

12. PeSaRe: Ye bo0oS midi Ta ba GaRmaYe labet Cigaram0 R0ShaN K0nam?! DoKhmale:Na!!bo0oS nemidam Ta ko0onet beSo0oZe ba atiShe o0on cigaRet0 R0ShaN K0ni

12+1. torke miofte too joob,vase inke zaye nashe seda ghooty dar miare

14. ghazviniye mire europe azash miporsan ghazvin kojas? mige age koonet mikhare haminja

15. ye rooz pedare ye torke mimire bad khakesh mikone bad fitile pichesh mikone

16.midonid tafavote balal va khiyar chiye? balal to filme mohammad rasolollah bood vali khiyar na hala midoni shebahateshon chiye? hich kodomeshon to titanick naboodan

17.mardan be 2 dasteh hastan1=> Z Z B: Zan Zalile Badbakht.2: ZZZN: Zermizanan ke Zan Zalil Nistan

18.rashtie be zanesh mige khanoom jan rasteshoo begoo tahal chandnafar pishet khabidan goft faghat to khabidi baghie hamashoon bidar boodan

19.be ye torke migan jesm shafaf ro tarif kon : torke mege jesm shafaf jesmi ke az in var betonim onvarosh bibinim. goftan afarin afarin ye mesal bezan mige nardeboon

20.torke aragh mikhore mast mikone shangool mishe gorge miad mikhoratesh

21.ie rooz 2ta mar miresan beham avali be dovomi mige chera sibil dari dovomi mige akhe man boam doobare ie rooz 2ta mar miresan beham avali be dovomi mige chera roosari sarete dovomi mige akhe man kobram

22.be michael jackson migan ba sedayam jomle besaz mige she said i am only the one

23.Be Torke Migan Khaste Nabashi Mige Masalan Age Basham Che Gohi mikhori ?

24.torke dame otaghe zayman boode , parastare khoshhal miad birono mige " agha moghde bedid , pesare !!" torke to poste khodesh nemigonjide o miporse " esmesh , esmesh chie??"

25.torke too ye film az roo joob mipare , sahne aheste neshoon midan miofte too joob

26.ye rooz 2ta khaarposht dashtan miraftan ,ye kivi mibinan ,yeki be oon yeki mige :een chiye ?? oon yeki mige : een doomademoone taze az sarbazi bargashte

27.torke mashinesh too barf gir mikone zanjir nadashte SINE mizane

28.Ezraeil mire soraghe torke, torke khodesho mizane be mordan

29.Torke Mire Mashad , Jeloye Haram Mige: Ya emam Ali, Ghorboone Labe teshnat, Fadaye do daste boridat ,pas key zohoor mikoni, khaste shodam inghadar oomdam ghom!!!!

30.torke mire pompe benzin, benzin bezane , yaroo mige super bezanam ya mamooli , mige mamooli bezan khoonevade too mashine

31.rooze valentine ye ki mire kart postal forushi mige :agha karti darin ke rush neveshte bashe to tanha eshghe mani ? aghahe mige bale: ,mige pas lotfan 16 ta

32.daniasore be do0sS 2khatresh mige biya berim kho0ne hich kas kho0ne nisS !!!!!!! 2khtare mige na ! dainasore asabani mishe mige :hamin kararo kardi naslem0on mongharez shod dige......! (sahar_d32)

33. marde bahush+zane bahush=love , marde ahmagh+zane bahush=ezdevaj , marde bahush + zane ahmagh=sex , marde ahmagh+ zane ahmagh= Hamele gi

34.ye bar ye pesare ba doost 2khtaresh gharar mizaran beran biroon
2khtare mige ghararemoon yadet nare dir nakoni montazeram....
pesare mige bezan berim be sorate bargho bad...
bad too rah tasadof mikone,mardom migan divoone divoone...
bad police miyado mige shahro be ham rikhti dige chi mikhay...
migiranesh mibaran zendan,
babash miyado be babash mige mano bebakhsh,mano bebakhsh...
babash mige,to azize delami,to azize delami

35.Doaye Etesal be Internet dar Iran hengame sholooghie khotoot (10 bar ghabl az Dial up khande shavad). Allahomma Ettaselna bel intetnet, Allahomma aateni Connection fed donya val Akherat, Enna naaooz o beka men kolle viroos el Khabisel Aine val Maloooniaat, Enna naaooz o beka men Disconnection fed donya val Akherat. Amin ya Raabbal Alamin

36.torke ro adam khora migiran bebaran bokhoranesh torke shaki mishe mige: hala ke mogheye bokhor bokhor shod ma adam shodim???!! (amitis_girl2003)

37.be torke migan ba ash jomle besaz ; mige : mohammadiASH salavat (amitis_girl2003)

38.aval khoda zamin ra afarid bad esterahat kard----> bad mard ra afarid sepas esterahat kard ---->Angah zan ra afarid sepas na khod esterahat kard na mard na zamin!! (amitis_girl2003)

39.be torke migan benevis 11 ye 1 minevise balsh tashdid mizare! (sahar_d32)

40.rashtiya be rish migan dar har soorat (sahar_d32)

41.rashtiya be chaghoo migan too del boro (sahar_d32)

42.ye zarbool masale chini mige ghalb mesle ye khonas ke 2 ta otagh dare ke to yekish ghame to yekish shadi ! pas hamishe joori shadi konid ke gham bidar nashe! (sahar_d32)

43.be ye torke migan nazaret raje be ezdevaj chie? ... mige benazare man ezdevaj bayad famili bashe ... migan chera? ... mige chon tamame khanevadeye ma ezdevaj famili kardan , masalan daeim zan dayimo gerfte amoom zan amomo gerefte (sahar_d32)